I must die's Erotic Flying Yogurt Slinger

thats badass

Because I think it's hillarious. hmmm, lets see I like it, so i guess that's what REALLY matters.

The color is cool, Don't think I would do something like that. But if you like it that's all that matters it's your Ink. Have a good day.

crazy shit there! swish man! like it.

WHY WOULD U GET THAT

you have 2 penises now congrats

Don't get it. Don't like it. But if it floats your boat, hats off to you.

wtf is that? and WHY??? dumb tat and you will regret that I PROMISE you

I like when people leave comments, but don't have or leave a profile to link to. Second, no I don't regret it, and yes I already thought about it down the line. third......Tina you most likely are ugly and fat, so who cares. You probably won't see one of those in real life anyways!

That's hilarious. Homo or hertero - doesn't matter... That is pure humor (for the rest of us). ---- You will look at that when you're 50, and think - "WHAT THE *!{@#* WAS I THINKING?". LOL

Thanks, I think. Yes.............I thought about it down the road. Yes, there is other work going in the same area, so the tattoo doesn't stick out as much, do you say the same kind of comment about regrets to people with hand, face, or neck tattoos? mine is on my thigh, and covered even by shorts!

doesnt matter if its covered or not, i kno ur goin to regret that. that is by far the dumbest tattoo i have ever seen!

first off you can't even spell know. Know is spelled with a W. Also, it's you're, not ur. I'm pretty sure the work in that tattoo is better than the tribal arm-band you have. Oh wait, you don't have a link to you're profile, so I guess I could give two squirts of pee to what you think. Thank you!

I have to agree this is a dumb tattoo. How will you explain it to your kids... Imagine them telling their friends "ya my dad has a tattoo of a penis on his leg" how gay is that? Did you think this was cool or funny? You always wished your dick hung down your leg, and it doesnt so you had to draw one there. Does this turn you on to have a dick slapped on your leg??? ha ha what a homo!

...hmmm, opinions are like..........hmm? Oh yeah, assholes, everybody has one! Lets see though. It's probably way better than the tribal arm band, or shitty tramp stamp butterfly tattoo you have. I have already won best color constests in smaller shows. Oh wait. I'm married, the wife thinks it's funny, and yes I have a child. I'm pretty sure your kid is going to be more imbarrased having a parent that is narrow minded, compared to one that has a sense of humor. By this point, lets both go back to the golden rule of: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. P.S. I'm pretty sure a tattoo artist would have more fun doing this tattoo, than number 46 from group E off of the wall! Just stick to getting your Taz tattoo, riding a dolphin, jumping through a tribal flame ring!

ahhh crud, I typed too fast and spelled embarrased imbarrased. Oh well.

I think they are very nice, funny how everyone only talks about the dick tat, when you have other great tats as well.

NICE TAT, CAN I GET SOME OF THAT YOGURT????

that's funny as hell..

after all that ... what can I say ... what is left to say ... GET THE MESSAGE ... THE TAT SUCKS ... but it's yours for life. enjoy.

It sure is easy to talk shit, and not leave a link to your profile, oh yeah that's right, you in the comfort blanket of sitting behind a keyboard "JUDAS". If you look at the line work and the shading, I think you'd have to zip up you're smart ass mouth. Take a look at the other work too. Art is art. It's somebody elses perspective, and obviously you can't fathon that idea. Yes, it is mine for life. I knew that walking into the shop. Lastly, the word "tat", ugh! "Hey, let me see you're TAT BRO!"

It's, how you say? very open minded & very homosexual of you. congrats!

Most of your ink is very some of the nicest on this site but your feathered bird looking thing, also looks like a penis. I think it's time you came out of the closet to your self at least.

a comedian. How is having a tattoo of a specific item homosexual. The whole joke is it stretches as my knee is bent. Thus, the bet for a SHOT at the bar. I bet you I can make "it" bigger by bending my knee. Also, my fiancee still thinks it's funny, and pretty much what she thinks matters to me. I posted these pics on here, and knew what to expect either way. I think bottom line........Is how you say???? To each their own!

Look don't get pissed dude but the fact is that you put alot of thought into getting your penis tattoo,and the other penis looking one.So there are some quetions you should be asking your self. I really think you have great tattoo's but you f***ed up when you got those two. you are very creative and imaginative but you should put your talents to better use. sorry if i insulted you but bottom line.....Is how you say???? I calls'm like sees'm.

By the way is she your wife or is she your fiancee. hmm... I wonder if she even real.Are you a sure it's not a ''HE''

By the way you write it appears that you are a smart man, maybe your brain was on vacation the day you got those tattoo's

I think it's fucking hilarious and even funnier that people tell you that you are going to regret it. Maybe they should worry about their own tattoos. I'm all up for 'if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.' :) I once saw a girl with a HUGE chest piece of a dick with "#1 COCK SUCKER" under it. I about spit my drink out. Yours is a whole lot more tasteful then that. ;)

thanks for the KUDOS. It was all in fun. I have a sarcastic personality, and it\'s not going to change.

I know i am not the one to speak about it...I mean look at the tattoo I want to get. I think that your tattoo is not dumb...I also think it is not funny. I think it is a great, sexy and amazing tattoo. Does it really move when you move your knee?..That's great!!! You are right...people seem to associate the lenght of the "organ" with the knee...yeah it conveys the message that you have it up to your knee... you pride in your size. You mentioned that it is not complete...how is it going to look when it is finished? What's the bigger picture? As for your kids seeing this thing...well I am studying to become a teacher and I think that There is no...I mean noooo tattoo on earth suitable for kids. The whole idea of a tetto is not a good example...but why...why does everybody in this country pampers kids soooo much. You cannot go around thinking about your kids all the time. Take care of yourself a little bit more. Kids are going to get used to the idea that ...people have "organs" and if you go to other countries, kids see a naked body much earlier in their life than you can possibly imagine. oh...PS:...is yours....really...purple?...I mean how purple? LOL great tattoo...never regret it.

''STRANGEPRINCE'' IS A MORE OF A'' WIERDQUEEN'' AND THE FACT THAT HE IS ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR REAL PENIS SHOULD TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GIVING OF A VERY GAY ''VIBE'' THINK ABOUT IT IS THAT THE KIND OF ATTN, YOU WANT? I WOULD NOT. HOPEFULLY HE WILL NEVER GET HIS TEACHING DEGREE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY IN MY EYES, I JUST DONT WANT THAT KIND OF ATTN EVERY TIME I WEAR SHORTS. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT YOU WILL REGRET IT TERRIBLY. SORRY BUT IT IS THE TRUTH AND I WAS NOT MADE TO LIE OR KISS ASS LIKE SOME OTHER IDIOTS.

it is funny to see comments from people who don't even have a profile. I already have my teaching degree you idiot. In modern society weird is just ... different. A study showed that people who react (with passion) against homosexual themes are more likely to be gay without even knowing it (aka self-denial). The joke is on you Los. Just give it up. You wrote way more than necessary, poisoning your soul and the ones who read it. By the way...I like the tattoo and that is why I keep checking it out. What about you? lol...you come here day after day because....you are soooo gay man...I think I like you more than that tattoo....wink wink.

Los...I forgot to tell you. Why are you attacking me? In my first message I said nothing to you...I just commented on the tattoo...man...u are gay all the way. Hating open gay people because you cannot be... You are just a bitter person and you have to liberate yourself. Listen...contact me and I will have sex with you to calm you down...ok? lol

WeirdQueen; your funny. People like you are the reason that I look up my least favorite tats often.You idiots really make me laugh.Not only are you a dumbass but you enjoy lying as well,If I remember correctly you stated in your first message that you are studying to be a teacher but now you say that you have your teaching degree so maybe, you sound more like an idiot than I. The fact that you try to pick up men on a site like this is really sad but to each is own. And as far as my sexuality is concerned, I'm very secure in my sexuality (love pu$$y).I'm not homophobe my gay brother will confirm. and as far as your offeris concerned it does not upset me as you intended it takes alot more than that to shock me.thanks any way but I am not into men.

P.S. ''WeirdQueen'' I also noticed that ''i must die was not feeling your compliments or come-on's.Therefore he did not respond maybe you should be the one to'' just give up''. I will not entretain you any more. Don't want to waste no more time on a obtuse-minded person like you. good day!!!!!

SELF DENIAL all the way...you are upset ...admit it...you keep attacking me way more than you do the tattoo... I still do not understand why you started attacking me in the first place??? MY FIRST MESSAGE WAS NOT FOR YOU!!!! you call me names and you don't make valid points...what does my degree have to do with anything??? If you really want the explanation...I got the teaching degree from NY...but I am also studying to get my teaching degree for MY COUNTRY!!!!!!(Greece),,,point with no sense...you insult me about what I say but people avoid things they don't like....you love this tattoo...admit it...it is scandalous...you just want to win an arguement and you can't. I live in Greece...I used to live in Astoria when I took my degree...Even if I back in Astoria...why would I be interested to this guy with the tattoo...??? Isn't he all the way to California??? Did you pass Geography? Did you even go to school?...LOOK AT THE MAP!!!!!!. I still respond to you because I like this tattoo...I defend what I like....you can call me weird queen as many times as you want...I am gay... You do not have a gay brother...people who are not homophobic never use anti-gay terminology (weird queen) Don't I have the freedom to state my opinion without being attacked for it by people like you?? MY FIRST MESSAGE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!! finally...you just have nothing to say...that's why you leave...I know you will again attack me on things that have nothing to do with our arguement...you obviously skipped way too many grades at school....and pleeeeeease...get yourself a profile you might earn a little more respect...I am the only one who pays attention to you....attention from a gay guy!!!! I don't care about your sexuality ...you stupid!!!!...I was just firing back what you threw at me...that's why I called you gay people who are confident about their sexuality...don't have to go around saying that they love pu$$y...they are confident...you are not... Just give it up...this whole thing started because you insulted me first...I hate insults that start for no reason. Why do you have to have so much hatred anyway? just shut up and get a profile!!!!!!

Los...don't bother answering...no profile??? not good enough...this was my last message and as we say in Greek "Vrase sto zoumi sou" bye

man I agree with most of these people.You will regret it, but if you like it man then fuck it. Do you!!! Oh and to Los man that was too funny.''WeirdQueen'' good play on the name.

Wow, what a thread jack! No, I don't regret it. Hmm, if I did, I probably would not have posted up pictures of ALL my tattoos. Who is anybody to tell me what I might regret? You haven't even met me, or know my personality? On another note......"LOS" what kind of shorts do you wear? All of my shorts cover the tattoo on my knee. Is the Magnum P.I. look in where you live? Again though, look at the shading and the line work. I doubt you could even create something like that. Art isn't just YOUR opinion of art, it's a shared media. I'd offer to agree to disagree, but I don't feel like stepping down to your level. Maybe when you stop hiding behind your keyboard, you can offer up a link to your profile. Until then EVERYBODY that reads this link should think of you(LOS) not only "loving" pussy, but being one.

I know your curious so I will be posting a profile this weekend. But let me inform you that art is a matter of opinion. And as far as I can tell, the general media (others who have posted comments) agree with me. And though I may not be able to ever prove it to you " there ain't nothing pussy about this puerto rican" and If you ever dout that you can make your way to Cleveland and prove to me otherwise. I have never hid from any one especilly a dude with dicks tattooed on his body. Aside from everything. I still believe you to be talented and intelligent. I still sort of have some respect for you because you showed some cojones posting that tat knowing that you were going to get critisized. Just don't get mad when someone post an opinion, when that is what you were fishing for.And don't make the mistake of thinking I'm pussy believe me I'm far from it. As far as agreeing to diagree you have no choice. You could never change my opinion and I could never change yours. But I'm sure you won't need my help to change your thoughts on that tattoo. Time is the ultimate teacher.

Well I can certainly say I've never seen anything like that and I probably won;t again lol

wow a dick with wings....brilliant!!!!

Me big bro used to tell me that the perfect man has to have something stable (like a house), something unstable (like a car I guess) and a fast moving dick... I guess a dick with wings should be fast moving... I dunno who started the art talk but art is...you can do art just for yourself and not for the opinion of others. I mean...sometimes i do art to get things out of my head...yes...you do show it to others and you do defend it but primarily you just wanted to express yourself.

I think it is funny so many people have comments and think they can judge.. I thought it was original and if you like it great.. that is all that matters.. at first i was afraid to get my first tattoo which my hubby designed it is dog tags with the words wills girl in them .. I got the stuff about the curse and that it was submissive and all sorts of other stuff.. I have also read people that think girls that get girls on them all are lesibians.. but Last time i checked i wasnt and i just got a piece of my hubbys art work of a rendition of me on me.. and i love it.. so screw the world if they cant take a joke... and enjoy

hear hear willslittesupergirl... if we really cared about what the world says and what is proper...hey...WE WOULDN'T GET TATTOOS IN THE FIRST PLACE...would we? I think your tat is cool wills. I think all tattoos should be shocking...why the F$%^&* would you go through the pain for it? oh...yeah...the purple flying yogurt is good too...by the way...over 15 thousand votes and it is still above average...wow...nice job man...

That is the stupidest f**kin tattoo I have ever seen.

First let me say that anyone that puts a pic up of their tatt on this site DOES care what other's think or they WOULDN'T put it on here....with that said...COOL FUCKING IDEA!!!!!! I have seen a lot of pieces on here and I must say that your originality is awesome. It beats getting a dumb ass butterfly or a tribal arm band, ir even a skull...why go with what everyone has??? No point in it. I doubt that your children will regret you having it either, I think if they are anything like you they will find the amusement in it and want to show it to their friends :D...Having a great one and keep up the original ideas!!!

Dope....what do the girls say? haha.....nah it's cool....you got props from me though.

Dope....what do the girls say? haha.....nah it's cool....you got props from me though.

very sexy love your nips very nice

he prolly looks at it while he jerks off

Now you have four legs dude!

ahahaha omg mass regrets. shame

Wow, you have a lot of comments on this, both friendly and rather nasty. I was going to read them all, but then I realized just how many there were. o.o To everyone who feels the need to insult you for your originality and sense of humor, I'd tell them they can lick a fat one, but it seems you've got any they might find beat. =) Anyway, I think it's artistic and comedic genius, and kudos to you and your boldness. Nuts to anyone who says otherwise. (If my dad had a tattoo of a penis, it would be a proud day for me. =D My dad does have one tattoo of a spider on his shoulder... He regrets his because he was drunk when he got it, but he loves all three of mine. Never fear what other people think. It doesn't matter in the long run.)

Wow..haha..took me like 20 min. to read all those comments....you got alot of attention...and you should...its an awesome tat cuz ive honestly never seen that b4...my tats have no originality and i get sh*t for it...but i dont care cuz its art and i love it...love your tattooos.. 10!

Yeah, that's gonna be real cool when you're 70 years old and you're grandchildren have to look at that. Nice going!

unlike your old ass grandpa, i won't be walkin around looking for you in a v-neck shirt tucked into pee stained underwear! yeah, and it'll be real cool when your grandkids have to look at your saggy ass wrinkled raisin tits.. I don't really wear Magnum P.I. shorts, so it's rarely ever seen. It's ok though, I know you'll be back to look at "IT" again!

HAahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahaaaaa!!!! Thats fucking outstanding! I love it!! very original. Hats off to you bro.

Damn, if assholes could fly this place would be an airport.That is cool ink.I think some of those narrow minded folks should have a big one needled on their forehead.

I think it's really funny. I'd laugh everytime I see it. I wouldn't mind if my man got that. I think it's hilarious...=^.^=

and i think this is the gayest thing iv ever seen, your a moron and should be shot and the artist that gave you this tattoo....i hop the next car he or she gets into crashes and burns to bloody hell!

Are you kidding? You obviously don't have a mirror in your house, cause if you did you see the gayest thing you've seen everytime you looked at that mirror. If you saw this tattoo in person you'd be singing another tune. You also didn't leave a comment with a link to your "artist" profile. Way to hide behind the keyboard schmuck! Also, learn how to spell, i.e. hop......I think you mean hope. Right? If you are an "artist" I really hope you don't do names or any lettering, cause we can all see that you're a spelling bee champ!

" The joke is it gets bigger as i stretch my knee" no the joke is your staight haha you straight? you'r the gayest dude i'v ever seen and you should kill yourself

well, you haven't seen me, you've looked and drooled over my tattoos. get it right shit for brains. what's even better is you're gonna come back to look what I wrote back to you. then you're gonna get mad that i rejected your comment, just like you got rejected by everybody else in life. have a nice day, and have fun living vicariously through other peoples tattoos!

hahahahahahahahahaha.......you'r straight?........hahahahahahaha.............that's sooooo funny..............hahahahahahahah............i can't stop laughing...........hahahahahahahahahah..........

.quote: you'r straight? You have education in grammar? Baaaa haaaa haa Yes, I'm straight, Married, have a child, and my life is most likely 43537967646797 times better than your lame excuse for a life. Leave a link to your tattoos and prove me wrong. Doubt it'll happen. Because I'm sure your Taz breakin through the wall at Daytona tattoo is admired by EVERYBODY!!!

hahahahahahahahaha........i'm sorry i can't stop.....hahahahahahahahahaha... you have got to be the funniest fag on the planet...hahahahahahahahahaha...please no more...hahahahahahahahahaha........straight.......hahahahahaha

I knew you wouldn't leave a link cause you're too chicken shit! It's easy to hide behind your keyboard, it's what little shit head people like you do. I've also noticed that the biggest homo phobes are you usually the biggest closet gays. And yes, it was a funny thought to think that you have an education. Get a good career and maybe you can afford some tattoos, and then post them up for everybody to make fun of.

?......hahahahahahahahaha.......too funny.......hahahahaha.....dude you'r gay........hahahahahahaha........"i'm straight" yea right hahahahahahahahahahaha......can't stop.....hahahahahahaha.....tear,tear........hahahahahahaha

well, again here you are coming back to my profile. anybody that checks my shit out this much must like me. So, where\'s the link buddy??

well wot can i say that has not been said already. GAY,PRICK,DICKHEAD,BRAINLESS,FOOL,GAY

first off get your own name. gay because I have a sense of humor??? how bout you just keep typing from the closet cum dumpster!

GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY,GAY DEEP DOWN I NO U REGRET GETTIN THAT TATTOO. HAHA.

wow, you are cool, you can talk shit anonymously. Keep movin on fuck-o

i love how people come on this site of their own free will, put their tattoos out there for the whole world to see, ask us to rate it and comment on it, and when we do they have to defend their retarded decisions to get the dumbest tattoos ever known to man....you asked us...you got it, live with it.....as for your ink, one of the dumbest things ive ever seen

S-L-O-W-L-Y read the message above yours.

i think the tattoo is pretty mad mate, wouldnt have the balls to get it done ( no pun intended ) but the line work is good!!!! a bit of originality is good and a sense of humour is a great thing. How can someone whos favourite colour is beige talk about sense of humour?? but anyway, keep up the good work man, and add feet to the penis!!!!!!!!!

Tattoos are personal and we get them for different reasons and different moods. You have some great tattoos. The flying yogurt slinger is hysterical--good for you!! Would love to see more....

it's a pretty awesome tattoo! reminds me of all my sexuality classes for my major - i love it!

I think it shows that U have a good personality and a sense of humor! The lines are clean and the colors are good. Like Deedee said, it would be awsome with some feet!!

straight.....hahahahaha........you are soooo fucking gay............hahahahahahaha...........and you are too funny.............hahahahahahaha.........fag.........hahahahaha.........i just can't stop the laughter..............hahahahahaha.........straight my mutherfucking ass.....................hahahahahaha.

i think you should very quickly